TIGERS WIHT FUCKGIN THUMBS!!!!!!

AAAAAAHOLY FUCK THEY HAVE THUMBSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

WE"RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AA=!!!

So you want to play a TIGER WIHT FUCKGIN THUMBS!!!!!!!: 

Perk(s): You're a perfect killing machine. You're always as silent as you want to be, and can pull a man's intestines thru his belly button with your bare paws (1d6 damage). You always deal max damage to horses and monkeys. You are immune to psychopompy, have no afterlife, and can't reincarnate.

Quirk: You are turned by fire (as a cleric turns dead).

[idea stolen from the prolific eos, whose many fine works may be perused at Noblesse Goblige]
[who in turn was inspired by the equally talented yet notably more secretive locheil]