Short Campaign Pitch: The Wall

The High Tin Wall is 333 stories tall. Beyond it, Heaven.

You are... (d6)

1. a young psychopomp.
2. a fallen angel.
3. a questing knight. 
4. a pilgrim. 
5. an Orpheus-type bloke. 
6. a demon in disguise! >:D

There are two ways up the wall.

1. You can scale the face. Rusted plating and spiraling roots make firm hand-and-footholds, and climbing equipment is scattered about: remains of climbers before you, or spoils of an ancient invading force. (Long "salmon-trails" mark known paths up the wall; they all peter out before the summit.)
2. You can enter the wall. There is no place in the City where someone has not lived; peel back the plating and you'll find abandoned rooms, seeping tombs, and...! stairs!

The latter is a standard dungeoncrawl. The former is a loooooooong climb.

Climbing Rules
(stolen from Archon's Court: he previously called these rules a "complete waste of time", and now uses these rules instead. I just think they're neat)

A climb is divided into three-story sections. Roll a d6 for each. (Skilled climbers roll d8; disadvantaged climbers roll d4.) 

d6	Omen	Mishap
1	No holds in reach. Turn back or fall.	Sudden collapse. Save or fall.
2	A handhold slips out from under you and clatters below.	Minor collapse. Everyone below you (including your belayer) must run away or take 1d6.
3	Your hands catch on your clothes.	Your hand catches in a hold. You're stuck.
4	Your gear loosens.	Drop a random item.
5	Your head swims.	You look down. +1 Exhaustion.
6	Random encounter spoor.	Random encounter.

If you've already rolled that omen today (doubles), you get a mishap instead.

If you've already rolled that mishap today (triples), you fall instead.

Falling deals 1d6 damage per story fallen (not per section). A rope, piton, and belayer can reduce the distance you fall. (A three-story rope will, at most, deal 6d6. That's almost survivable! if you're lucky!)

i dont know anything about climbing btw

 

Before you climb, you may force your long-suffering gm to create a full and proper hexmap of the climb ahead by surveying the route. This may include alternate routes, as well as high- and low- risk sections like overhangs, balconies, electrified walls, gaps, chimneys, unexploded artillery shells, etc etc

Smth I random rolled off Hexermap. Off the top of my head: the road is a well-marked salmon-trail (+ die size); the water is slick with chemical spill (- die size); the forest is horizontal ledges (no roll to move side to side); ivymere is an abandoned hanging village, anvilwood is a harpy nest, and granitepit is an entrance into the wall.

a 36 story climb

Inventory limits are much stricter than usual, so this would be a counting-rations-type game (perhaps even an eating-monsters-type game). Still deciding how gear-focused it should be.

Ideally, the dungeons break up the climbing, and the climbing paces out the dungeons.

The Table of Circumstances (for Dogs)

this image contains WARRIOR CATS SPOILERS

When you roll up a Doggerlands PC, you must roll on the Table of Circumstances.

1. You are betrothed.
2. You have a child.
3. You are disinherited.
4. You are inbred. 

 

Betrothal means a looming arranged marriage. Brides are bought and sold by their parents, sometimes at very young ages, sometimes even before conception; scions of lesser houses are very often born into bridedebt. (Thus, the overwhelming demand for fertility drugs, and the tyrannical parenting practices that safeguard against defaults.)

Betrothal can carry significant stigma-

• To a second- or third-cousin: you're upright and traditional. Dogs prefer to marry within their capital-H Houses.
• To a member of another House: you're transgressive and modern. These sorts of affairs were forbidden until recently by laws prohibiting miscegenation.
• To a twin: you're very important, mysterious, possibly a wizard. Self-marriages are rituals reserved for those with very high CHA, but some find the practice confusing or strange. (It's a bit like being an elf; people will think differently of you.)
• To a foreigner: you're deficient in some way, or else your family is in a lot of debt. Either way, they were pretty desperate to marry you off.
• To a fairy or spirit: you make people veeeeeery nervous. Nobody wants to touch a spirit's property. (Betrothals are not recorded in the laws of men, but in the ancient language of Contracts, to which even fairies are beholden.)

The betrothed rarely meet until their wedding day, except in dreams, which they share from the day of betrothal.

(An arranged marriage date can demarcate a hard stop to a game, which is always useful.)

A child is a valuable resource (and Dogs are not shy about terming it such). Betrothal sweetens any deal, entrenches any alliance. It is (sometimes literally) a get-out-of-jail-free card in Doggish society.

Better kids make better deals, so make sure yours is as close to the breed standard as possible: for Norburys, fat and tattooed; for Devinsens, tall and skeletally pale. (This is approximated by your child's natural CHA. Nothing a little make-up can't fix.)

Most parents aspire to join a kennel club: a high society organization dedicated to maximizing the genetic potential of their children.

(And it is known that betrothing one who is healthy to one who is sick can invigorate the latter. Young and old, rich and poor: this ancient folk magic is well known to the Dogs.)

Traditionally, legal inheritance passes by simulgeniture, to the child who most closely resembles the parent in all miens.

The proper legal method (when a will and testament cannot be found) is to directly compare their ability scores. Dogs have 8 ability scores, while foreigners only have 6. (Bastards sometimes have 7; especially inbred children can be born with as many as 10.)

The Houses typically eschew these rickety legalisms in favor of a written will and testament, which is to be politicized and weaponized against one's children as one sees fit. Being disinherited is a very big deal; a life of (relative) squalor awaits the failscion. (Many families have a parasite uncle or aunt, to whom much seething and scheming is attributed.)

 

Inbred PCs start with at least one mutation (I like this list). Gawking is impolite, but you're also at fault for not covering it up. The higher you climb in society, the more inbred people tend to be.

Dogs consider inbreeding a "strong, albeit eccentric, parenting decision"; they'll judge you for it, but won't argue with results.

THE GUEST STARS

For GLÅUGUST 2026, I asked 128 gloggers to write one room each for a community dungeon: no prompt, no theme, no rules. Of those initial 128, a whopping 82!!!!!! submitted rooms.

Thank you all so much for your submissions, and for your patience.

click here ^^^^^^^ for the dungeon

(the links may not jump you around unless you download the pdf) 

 

09/01/26 - Fixes to names and attributions, placeholder room references filled in. (if I messed up your name, let me know and I'll get it fixed asap)

No Stupid Names

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First of all, throw out the common knowledge.

• False cognates are good. "Herpys" is an excellent elf name. Glancing at my list, I have "Odd" and "Snorri" on it; you best BELIEVE those bastards will be strange and sleepy respectively.
• Alphabet soup is good; the less vowels in a name, the better. I like how leaving out vowels forces you to fill in the gaps in mental pronunciation. (This is a setting-dependent theme.)
• Unintended cross-linguistic double entendres are good; use Google translate to seed more of them. The Spear Mountain, why, that must be Ben Gae, the gayest mountain on the continent.

"Don't do this, don't do that" Just DO!!!!!

Common wisdom says reusing an NPC is better than inventing a new one, since old NPCs come with baggage. Baggage is more fun than a blank! there's lots of straps and hooks to latch on to, lots of context to consider. Unspoken context matters because without it the only thing players have to riff on is what the gm tells them.

Using familiar words as names has the same effect: it loads up the character with preexisting connotations and expectations, it colors in the gaps. The alternative to a name that means something (like Herpys) is a name that means nothing. (This is also why it's good to use famous names, like Rhianna, and Jesus.)

[i mentioned themes earlier. What I'm really talking about is patterns. A name like Hdrf means nothing; two characters named Hdrf and Mdrf, are clearly brothers.]

All this to say, I don't believe in dumb mistakes, just dumb decisions, which we should all be making at industrial scale and speed.

What I Actually Do

Here's the Cath name list and the Doggerlands name list. (i do my own stunts)

They're mostly real historical names with some fake ass bullshit mixed in. Cath features a Nwnvyr, demonymic of the ambiguously pronounced realm of Nwn. The dogs sometimes get names like Nefermoor and MacHotep because they have a little egyptian in the mix. Mostly real, a little silly. 

For the 6 manors characters, I moved much faster. Bridget fixes the bridge. Cardwin gambles. Summers Daley is a gloomy freak. Sargasso-- you get the idea. (It's easier when you tell yourself they're just placeholders.) Once the easy ones were done, I filled in the rest based on the first letter of their closest relative's name.

I roll once on a list if I don't have a pun locked and loaded; twice and combine if I want the name to feel twice as important. (Celd names tend to agglutinate.)

I also make up arbitrary naming rules for certain character types to create the illusion of consistency.

• If I need a demon name, I say the name without closing my lips and transcribe whatever sound comes out. (because they have big tusks)
• My wizards are named after colors.
• My royals are named after their virtues, like Harmoneigh and Awesome Force.

Having a fairy rule and a demon rule and a princess rule leads naturally into having a rule for this and that kingdom or culture. Layering those rules on top of my existing lists helps keep things connected.

Otherwise I just do what Ro does so go read that

rudimentary insights memetically phrased

• Curate a list of real names/words. Use it aggressively.
• Make up arbitrary rules and follow them.
• Use names that make you smile, even if they're stupid.

Cargo Cult, Cottonmouth, Cath Celdaenn

i had this banger metaphor about strangler figs and domain game rules but there's nowhere to put it rly

Cath Celdaenn is my pet setting about *gestures vaguely*. Qal Ashen is Loch's setting about *gestures provocatively*.

The two games in these two settings use the same rules. This is because I was directly inspired by Loch's A2A, and scaffolded my game over theirs in the frantic energy of the early-2020s domain game cambrian explosion.

The cathgame has trundled along brilliantly on its stolen tires. This is just for GLÅUGUST, and a potential hypothetical future cathgame.

Languages

Loch loves archaeology and linguistics so much they wanna marry em. Consequently, one choice you can make in A2A chargen is which languages you speak, with plenty of exciting and esoteric options. The dead languages are relevant because the world is post-apocalyptic AND necromancy is everywhere (lots of dead civilizations who speak dead languages).

In Cath, the City is the world, and the monoculture looms large: who's a real Celd, who's a pretender?

• Citizens speak the Citizen language.
• Translation spells work by making the creature(s) you are speaking to a temporary citizen.
• Citizens can't become fluent in other languages. (unless they're urbanists)
• You can learn short phrases in any language with a native speaker's help. (in downtime, see below)
• You can learn an additional language by incorporating it into your traditions/cultural identity.

One thing the language list does that I do like is it introduces the constituent cultures of the City. (and if important worldbuilding isn't in the chargen rules, people won't read it) I'll find a way to slip allat back in, probably.

Clan Creation

Clans have four stats.

• Cows is how many cows you have. (4d20? i dont want to do the math rn)
• Cows determine how much surplus downtime you have. You spend downtime on training or research. You also need downtime to support your specialized professions (see below).
• Warriors is how many warriors you have. This is an exact count. (d3-1)
• Getting more warriors requires setting aside downtime for training. Getting good warriors requires finding good teachers.
• Sages is how many sages you have. This is also an exact count. (d3-1)
• Sages are experts who maintain clan traditions. They can maintain as many traditions as they have HD, except for skalds, who can maintain twice as many.
• Braids, Skalds, and Saintmakers are almost always sages. 
• Freaks is how many antisocial freaks you have, like wizards and swordwives. (d3-1)
• You can comfortably support as many freaks as you have warriors and sages combined. Excess freaks hurt your reputation with other clans.

You can roll +warriors/sages/freaks when their expertise would be relevant. Cattle raids, for example, are +warriors rolls.

hopefully the [budget downtime for experts] idea is less bookkeeping than it looks. I like the idea of setting out on an adventure thinking "we should bring back a sage and a freak"

Marriage is very high-stakes because it can mean trading skilled people from one clan to another.

Traditions

The cathgame's biggest success, in my eyes, is how traditions work. You spend your domain action to enforce a cultural norm or memory, and gain XP each Spring based on how many people buy in to your vision of Celdic culture. One player took an immram into fairyland to rediscover a lost God; another pieced together a whole gender system from ancient gnomish texts.

In A2A, all players serve the God of Greed, and so all paths to power are paved in gold and blood. (thus, xp-for-gold)

xp-for-traditions has some issues who cares??? I'm king monkey, I make all the rules

• Your clan can support as many class templates as you have traditions.
• Each tradition is understood to empower a specific clan member as long as it is maintained.
• If the tradition is in crisis, the clan member is fey. (0HP = death)
• If the tradition is lost, the clan member may choose to abandon the template OR the clan. (They become a rootless NPC.)
• If the clan member is lost, the traditions that empowered them can be passed onto another clan member.

I've joked about how in Cath 10 coins = 1c = 1 cow. The cows still matter here, I think: you need a herd to support sages to maintain traditions, you need warriors to guard them. It's just a bit indirect.

(There is a full Gloranthoid hack somewhere here where class templates just aren't a thing, but I choose to be weird about it.)

also some of the traditions are just straight up magic.

• Pilgrim Orthodoxy - Strict monogamy. When two people are married, they pool their HP. Thus a husband can feel when his wife has been cut by a sword, and vice versa.
• Servant Tongue - Your clan can speak Palace, the language of the diminutive Royals.

Character Creation

This comes after clan creation, of course.

Your character has three attributes. (3d6, take the middle result, subtract 3) (or just do whatever, fuck)

1. Fortitude - The number of lazy cows you can drag behind you simultaneously.
2. Reflex - The number of weapons you’re proficient in.
3. Will - The length of the longest omen you received in a dream.

Choose your folk and class.

Speaking of folk-

Folk

People keep getting tripped up on how to play skeletons, quite sensibly, because I don't define in the rules what it means to be undead.

• Skeletons don't need to eat or drink, but if they don't get any calcium in their diet their bones become brittle. (Milk, cheese, quicklime, etc.)
• They can't smell, taste, or speak. They don't feel hot or cold. They can't drown.
• They aren't citizens and communicate via Skullsign, which requires two free hands and a working jaw. (Skullsign has an audible component in the form of chattering teeth.)
• If you're missing a hand, you can only "speak" in one-syllable words.
• If you're missing your jaw, you can't inflect or use punctuation.
• If you have your jaw but no hands, you can only speak in punctuation.

Carmines and Royals aren't citizens and can't speak the language, so playing as one makes for a very different kind of game. Crabs are citizens.

Holiers have a host of finicky mechanics that are difficult to adjudicate. I personally love difficult to adjudicate things, but maybe it would be better if i just

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HOLIER

Start with:
 At least one direct worshiper
+1 Will per template

A - Domain, Clout
B - 
Domain Expansion, +1 Aspect
C - 
Domain Improvement, +1 Aspect
D - Shrine Maiden, +1 Aspect

A: Domain
Somewhere in the City is a thing or place you represent. (A river, a tree, an elevator.) 

While you are in good health, so is your domain, and vice versa. If you are injured, your domain is damaged. (A flood, a bad harvest, a mechanical breakdown.) You cannot regain HP until it is restored.

You are not a citizen, but you are City, and can therefore speak Citizen.

A: Clout
You have a number of clout dice (CD) equal to the number of people who directly worship you. (Individual shamans and/or civil engineers do this for their entire community.)

You can roll your CD to…

• …reroll a first impression or reaction. (2CD)
• …recruit a [dice]HD shaman or engineer to help with a task. (-1 if it's out of the way; -1 if it's dangerous)
• …deal [sum] damage to your worshipers.

CD that roll 4, 5, or 6 are expended until the start of the next season.

At the beginning of each season, roll all your CD. For each doubles result, one of your worshipers is in need of a miracle. For each triples result, one of your worshipers is in dire need of a miracle.

B: Domain Expansion
You can project your domain onto another location or object. Roll CD: [highest] properties of your domain are projected. (For example, a stick can be made strong and sharp if a jagged peak is projected onto it.)

You can exercise fine control over your domain to produce minor spell-like effects. (For example, sending a message in a bottle up or down a river.)

Aspects
Gods have many faces and names, which comprise their many aspects.

Roll a new set of stats and skills. Then, you may roll d6.

1. They speak another language, but not Citizen.
2. They have +d6 to hit, and are bloodthirsty.
3. They are beloved by (d6) cats/centipedes/fish/ghosts/knights/smth else.
4. They are the size of a sparrow.
5. They are a monster. (fr! open the monster manual!)
6. They are a psychopomp.

They are one of your aspects. They may differ in name, appearance, and even personality, but they are all you.

You can swap between your aspects while you sleep, or with a sufficiently dramatic costume change.

Temples and statues built in your honor belong to one of your aspects and not the others. You cannot enter a temple belonging to a different aspect. Additionally, you can be forced into another aspect if someone shouts their name three times at you.

C: Domain Improvement
You can add a numinous property to your domain by enshrining a magic item within. For example, enshrining a flaming sword in the roots of an ancient tree may cause the tree to bleed burning resin.

(Negotiate the effect with your gm. As a guideline, the result should roughly answer the question, what if everyone had access to this magic item?)

D: Shrine Maiden
By rituals revealed to you in dreams of deep earth, you bind another to your domain. This takes a season of mutual fasting in complete silence and complete darkness.

You may turn them into a shrine maiden, an ageless guardian unable to leave your domain. If you die or are injured, one of your shrine maidens dies or is injured instead.

Alternatively, you may turn them into one of your aspects.

The Game Ends
when the omens come true, in ?? years. (← ask the PC with the highest Will)

Postscript
I sometimes hesitate to post Cath because I fear disappointing my lovely players. I will remind myself: This setting is a living document. Pinning it down and enshrining it will kill it. I shouldn't be afraid of playing with my toys.

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